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/*
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	Title:   Nicole Asahi's Compliments Bot
  Author: nicole_asahi
	Date: Dec 10, 2017

  Based on "Compliments Bot" by exghost, thefleshexperience, halfjack, manu_the_psychopath, and blitzypoo
	Version: 1.0 (06/06/2013)
*/

var compliment = null;
var currentBanter = null;
var lastTipper = null;
var i = 0;
var b = 0;
var n = 0;

cb.settings_choices = [
	{
		name:'tokens',
		type:'int',
		minValue:1,
		default: 25,
		label: 'Minimum tip amount required for a compliment'
	},
	{
		name:'banter',
		type:'int',
		minValue:1,
		default:6,
		label: 'Amount of time between Compliment Bot\'s banter, in minutes'
	},
	{
		name:'yourname', // your name, to be used in various messages, banter, etc. e.g. "Your tip just made yourname's panty more than a little damp!"
		type:'str',
		minLength: 1,
		maxLength: 255,
		defaultValue: '',
		label: 'Your name, to be used in various messages, banter, etc.'
	},
	{
		name:'clapchoice',
		type:'choice',
		choice1:'yes',
		choice2:'no',
		defaultValue:'yes',
		label: 'Have Compliment Bot clap for high tippers?'
	},
	{
		name:'clapamount',
		type:'int',
		minValue:1,
		default: 100,
		label: 'Minimum tip for Compliment Bot to clap: '
	}
];

// ~pretty_person, ~smart_person, etc. will be replaced with a random name from the corresponding list: pretty_people, smart_people, etc.

var complimentList = new Array(
	"you have the sexual prowess of a wolverine. Both the animal and the X-Man.",
	"that tip you made? Quite possibly the best one I've ever seen. I mean... I'm just in awe.",
	"I don't care what they say about you, you're great.",
	"I want to fornicate with you.  (That means \"fuck\". :) )",
	"you are more beautiful than ~pretty_person.",
	"you have eyes like ~pretty_person.",
	"your hair is reminiscent of ~pretty_person.",
	"~pretty_person would be envious of you.",
	"your tip looks really nice in this light.",
	"you're actually kinda cute after that tip!",
	"you're not the kind of person people date; you're the kind of person they marry.",
  "I'm not telling you what to do, but you could pull off orange corduroy.",
  "you'd be the last one standing in a horror movie.",
  "is there any jar you can't open?",
	"do you pay taxes for being so hot?",
	"you're so hot, it's like looking in a mirror.",
	"thanks for the tip, you have this disease called PERFECTION!",
  "you're so hip with your tips",
  "I will love you forever!",
  "I'm not drunk but I'm intoxicated by you.",
  "if you were a steak, you would be well done.",
  "are you a tower? because Eiffel for you.",
  "if you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.",
	"are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.",
  "Is your last name Campbell? Cuz you're mm mm good.",
  "you look a lot like my next boyfriend.",
  "are you a beaver? Because Dam.",
  "is that a ladder in your pants? Or a stairway to heaven?",
	"you're like baby's first steps. Exciting, cute, and kind of awkward.",
	"are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.",
  "my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.",
  "if kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.",
  "let's play Titanic. I say, \"Iceberg\" and you go down.",
  "are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!",
	"you could be my Fuck Everlasting.",
  "if I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!",
  "were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heard in a knot.",
  "didn't I see your name in the dictionary under 'DAMN'?",
	"do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.",
  "do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'!",
  "your pizza boxes would not be square.",
  "are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.",

	"you're way more handsome than ~pretty_person.",
	"shall I compare thee to ~pretty_person?",
  "I don't care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!",
	"your sexual prowess is so amazing: your tipping made everyone in the room cum buckets.",
	"you make rainbows seem bland and gray",
  "I like tips... but I'm thinking I like you more.",
	"I'm not Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.",
  "do you need praying over? Because I'd totally lay hands on you.",
	"do you want to read the front of my t-shirt?  It's in braille.",
  "are you David Beckham? Because you can bend me over anytime.",
	"you're a pretty, pretty prince.",
  "you have the energy of youth and the wealth of age.",
  "I want to have your children!"
	);

var pretty_people = new Array (
	"George Clooney",
	"Brad Pitt",
	"Ryan Gosling",
	"Ryan Reynolds",
	"Kurt Russell",
	"John Hamm",
	"Elvis Presley",
	"Chris Hemsworth",
	"Hugh Jackman",
	"Idris Elba",
	"Daniel Craig",
	"Tom Selleck",
	"Dylan McDermott",
	"Jason Statham",
	"Vin Diesel",
	"Mark Wahlberg",
	"Christian Bale",
	"Kit Harington"
	);

var nouns = new Array (
	"a sunset", "a wombat", "Jesus Christ", "your mother", "Barack Obama",
	"a platypus", "a kumquat", "an octopus", "a zookeeper", "Chris Farley", "Michael Moore",
	"George Washington", "David Bowie", "Abraham Lincoln", "Theodore Roosevelt",
	"William H. Taft",  "a penguin", "a catfish", "a penguin", "a summer's day"
	);

var secrets = new Array ("fuck you.", "please die.", "why are you even here?", "leave, asshole.", "I love you, father.", "I like your approach, now let's see your departure.",
						"if I promise to miss you, will you go away?", "why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.", "I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.",
						"you're the reason contraceptives exist.", "you grew up near power lines, didn't you?", "how can such a stupid person be such a smart ass?", "don't be angry, just leave.",
						"I like you, but then again, I have no taste.", "may I have the pleasure of your absence?", "I'd like to say I'm glad you're here; I'd like to say it.", "I wish I could explain my hate for you but I am all out of crayons.");

var banter = new Array (
	cb.room_slug + " would probably like it, too. Or whatever.",
	"I need tips to survive. I ask that you do not let me die.",
	"Tips and " + cb.room_slug + " are really the only two things that will never be overrated.",
	"Non-tippers, I understand the rough economic times. However, you should probably be out looking for employment."
	);

cb.onTip(function (tip)
{
	if(parseInt(tip['amount']) >= cb.settings.tokens)
	{
		lastTipper = tip['from_user'];
		getCompliment(lastTipper, tip['amount']);
	}
});

function getCompliment(tipper, amount)
{
	if(tipper == 'exghost'){
		i = Math.floor(Math.random() * secrets.length);
		compliment = secrets[i];
	}
	else
	{
		i = Math.floor(Math.random() * complimentList.length);
		compliment = complimentList[i];

		if(compliment.indexOf("~pretty_person") != -1)
		{
			n = Math.floor(Math.random() * pretty_people.length);
			compliment = replaceNoun(compliment, pretty_people[n]);
		} else if(compliment.indexOf("~noun") != -1)
		{
			n = Math.floor(Math.random() * nouns.length);
			compliment = replaceNoun(compliment, nouns[n]);
		}
	}
	cb.chatNotice(tipper + ', ' + compliment);

       if(amount >= cb.settings.clapamount && cb.settings.clapchoice == 'yes')
       {
         cb.chatNotice(':compbot1000');
       }
}


function replaceNoun(compToFix, word)
{
	compToFix = compToFix.replace('~noun', word);
	return compToFix;
}

function getBanter()
{
	b = Math.floor(Math.random() * banter.length);
	currentBanter = banter[b];

	return currentBanter;
}

function botBanter()
{
	cb.chatNotice("Tip at least " + cb.settings.tokens + " tokens for a compliment!\n " + getBanter());

	cb.setTimeout(botBanter, cb.settings.banter * 60000);
}

function init()
{
	cb.chatNotice(
		"Hello, I am Nicole Asahi's Compliments Bot. I will be your designated brown-noser today. Tip at least " +
		cb.settings.tokens + ' tokens for a  compliment.'
		+ "  cb.settings.yourname is <" + cb.settings.yourname + ">"
		);
	cb.setTimeout(botBanter, cb.settings.banter * 60000);
}

init();