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/*
 * Bot: 
 * Version: 1.14
 * Modified ever so slightly by rosetta29a
 * Date: 03.14.14
 * Original Bot: Fortune Teller
 * Author: zingknaat
 * Date: 12.11.13
 * thank you zingknaat! you are most excelent scripter!
 */

// vars
var last_tipper = null;
var last_tip_amount  = 0;
var total_tipped = 0;
var langTokens = (cb.settings.cost_per_fortune > 1) ? 'tokens' : 'token';

cb.settings_choices = [
    {name:'cost_per_fortune', type:'int', minValue:1, maxValue:100, label:'Cost per Fortune (in tokens)',
    defaultValue:10},
    {name:'advertisement_wait_time', type:'choice', label:'Notify Time (in minutes)',
    choice1:1, choice2:2, choice3:3, choice4:4, choice5:5, choice6:10, choice7:15, choice8:20, choice9:25, choice10:30,
    defaultValue:10}
];

cb.onTip(function (tip) {
    total_tipped += parseInt(tip['amount']);
    last_tip_amount = parseInt(tip['amount']);
    last_tipper = tip['from_user'];

    if(parseInt(tip['amount']) >= cb.settings.cost_per_fortune) {
       // var numberOfRolls = Math.floor(parseInt(tip['amount'])/cb.settings.cost_per_fortune);
        //for(var i=0;i<numberOfRolls;i++) {
            cb.chatNotice(tip['from_user'] + ', here is your fortune:', '', '#0f0808', '#d06885', 'bold');
            cb.chatNotice(getRandomFortune(), '', '#0f0808', '#d06885', 'bold');
        //}
    }
});


cb.onEnter(function(user) {
    cb.chatNotice('Hello ' + user['user'] + '! Fortune bot 9000 is here for all of your prediction needs!', user['user'], '#0f0808', '#d06885', 'bold');
    cb.chatNotice('Tip ' + cb.settings.cost_per_fortune + ' ' + langTokens + ' to get your fortune.', user['user'], '#0f0808', '#d06885', 'bold');
	
});

function getRandomFortune() {
    var fortunes = new Array(
        "Your world will be different tomorrow. I promise!",
        "You will see some cock tonight... Maybe not in person, but definitely here.",
        "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a policeman in it.",
        "You will tip someone again soon.",
        "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.",
        "Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music.",
        "Worry not about who talks about you, but worry about who you're talking about...",
        "This fortune may be meaningless, but so is everything else. Right?",
        "Cock is in your future.",
		"Cocks are in your future!",
        "There is someone thinking about your cock right now.",
        "Believe what you want to believe.",
        "Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.",
        "If you can't cum today, you can always cum tomorrow. Don't worry about it.",
        "Just keep telling yourself that you are better looking than " + cb.room_slug + ".",
        "The art of love is largely the art of persistence.",
        "Wow! I just got " + last_tip_amount + " " + langTokens + " from you!",
        "Your lucky numbers are... Just kidding. You don't have any!",
		"Your lucky numbers are... 6, 23, 36 and 64",
		"Your lucky numbers are... 13, 69, 96, 666 ..nice!",
		"Your lucky numbers are... 6, 13, 64, and 96",
        "Can't find a good fortune for you. Try again?",
        "You are the nicest person in this room!",
        "Tomorrow will be a better day.",
        "Your fortune is so amazing that I cannot describe it in words.",
        "Be careful, kimchee88 is a harsh mistress!",
        "If you don't own a dildo or vibrator, improvise!",
        "The best job you will ever get starts with a blow.",
        "You sound tired. Maybe you just need a rimjob.",
        "If you play with your nipples, you will cum faster.",
        "The best tasting cum in the world is yours. Try it. ;)",
        "If you keep tipping, you'll eventually turn dark blue.",
        "You will find love and hook up with someone on Chaturbate one day.",
        "You will jerk off to " + cb.room_slug + " tonight.",
        "You will cum to " + cb.room_slug + " tonight.",
		"rosetta wants you to cum for her!",
		"You have made " + cb.room_slug + " sooooo happy!",
		"hentai_okashii_usagi is the most fun person here!",
		"hentai_okashii_usagi is the sexiest person here!",
		"hentai_okashii_usagi is the most perverted person here!",
		"You have made " + cb.room_slug + " very happy!",
		"You have made " + cb.room_slug + " very horny!",
        "There is someone owing you a good show after your generosity.",
        "Your ass is pretty red right now. Go walk around for a bit.",
        "There is someone owing you many thanks.",
        "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.",
        "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.",
        "Music happens to be an art form that transcends language..",
        "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.",
        "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.",
        "Music has charms to soothe a savage beast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.",
        "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks..",
        "Confucius say... love everyone, not everybody",
        "Confucius say... don't trust your neighbor.",
        "Confucius say... use bottle when bathroom not nearby.",
        "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.",
        "It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.",
        "People living deeply have no fear of death.",
        "When in doubt, think about your cock.",
        "You will feel better when you visit Chaturbate.",
        "A wise man once said... the best way to relieve yourself is to cum.",
        "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.",
        "A wise man once said... you cannot control your destiny when it comes to sex.",
        "A wise man once said... desperation is only for desperate people.",
        "Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.",
        "You cannot study and masturbate at the same time.",
		"You will die alone and poorly dressed.",
		"A palm can say a lot. Especially when it smacks!",
		"A new pair of shoes will do you a world of good!",
		"Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.",
		"Someone has googled you recently.",
		"Do or do not. There is no try.",
		"It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.",
		"You will be horny again in an hour.",
		"You are not illiterate, congrats!",
		"Your flamboyant personality will soon bring you to a new hobby.",
		"Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?",
		"What's that in your eye? Oh... it's a sparkle!",
		"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?",
        "You will find someone good looking to jerk off to.",
        "I see you spending money in the near future on something.",
        "It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.",
        "Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.",
        "Confucius say... more inches, more pleasure.",
        "Fortune and love favour the brave.",
        "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.",
        "Love is only hard to find because you're not looking!",
        "He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.",
        "Nothing that can be said is so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.",
        "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.",
        "If it makes you happy, just keep thinking that your cock is awesome.",
        "Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.",
        "Your fortune is in another cookie.",
        "Your fortune is stuck in rosetta's tight lil asshole.",
        "The way to happiness is to become gay.",
        "Your fortune is stuck in rosetta's tight pink hole.",
        "No man is ever old enough to know better",
        "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.",
        "Your fortune got stuck in rosetta's ass.",
        "Your fortune seems to be stuck in rosetta's asshole.",
        "Words cannot describe your fortune. So I'm not going to try.",
        "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages..",
        "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.",
        "rosetta can resist everything, except for temptation.",
        "Your wishes and dreams will cum true one day -- just keep jerking.",
        "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.",
        "What goes up, must come down, especially your cock.",
        "Confucius say... woman without webcam is man",
        "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.",
        "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.",
        "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.",
        "If no one asked to see your cock on this site, then you're probably not that charming.",
        "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.",
        "Every man dies. Not every man really lives.",
        "The purpose of life is a life of purpose.",
        "The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.",
		"Are your legs tired? You've been running through" + cb.room_slug + "'s mind ALL day long!",
        "Tomorrow will be a better day... Then again, I could be wrong.",
        "Don't be so quick to trust someone, especially someone that doesn't have a webcam.",
        "Go fuck yourself. Trust me, you'll feel better.",
        "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it.",
        "Push yourself harder next time. Eventually, you'll get it in your ass.",
        "Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'til noon.",
        "Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.",
		"If you are afraid to shake the dice, you will never throw a six.",
        "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.",
		"The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get it's pearl.",
        "Do all things with love.",
        "Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.",
        "There are always flowers for those who want to see them.",
        "A door can be unlocked if you have the key.",
        "Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.",
        "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.",
        "Life isn't fair. There's nothing I can do about it.",
        "When you look down, all you see is dirt, so keep looking up.",
        "Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.",
        "Learn Chinese: yinjing = penis",
        "When you're unhappy, just eat some ice cream.",
        "When you love someone, you have to fuck them.",
        "A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.",
        "Do you believe in magic? I sure don't.",
        "The longer you drive, the closer you are to your destination.",
        "Finding a hot girl is easy. Finding one that's attracted to you? Good luck!",
        "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.",
        "A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.",
        "Sex is not in  your future... Sorry!",
        "If you look up, you will see a ceiling. If you look down, you will see something waiting to be played with.",
        "Belief is the death of intelligence.",
        "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.",
        "All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.",
        "The most attractive person is the one in your mirror...",
        "The only way you'll learn is to make some mistakes first.",
        "He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.",
        "You may keep walking, but you will never get to your destination if you don't know where heading to.",
        "At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.",
        "Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.",
        "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change..",
        "If your hole is tight, that means no one likes your ass.",
        "May you live every day of your life.",
        "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.",
        "Don't worry, there are many guys with a smaller dick than yours.",
        "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.",
        "Tomorrow will be a better day -- if you can cum today.",
        "Smile and you might get some  action.",
        "Smile and you might attract someone one day.",
        "Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species..",
        "An unexpected turn could become a life-long path.",
        "Don't be disappointed if you can't get laid tonight -- just play with yourself.",
        "hentai_okashii_usagi's boobs are like two Jigglypuffs hugging each other.",
        "The only way to find true love is to let love find you.",
        "You'll always be too young to get married when you're still single.",
        "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.",
        "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.",
		"Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.",
		"Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.",
		"I am two with nature.",
		"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it",
		"If you want to be loved, be lovable.",
		"If you want to be found stand where the seeker seeks.",
		"If you judge people, you have no time to love them.",
		"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.",
		"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.",
		"If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.",
        "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him."
    );
    return fortunes[Math.floor((Math.random()*fortunes.length))];
}

function advertise() {
    cb.chatNotice(':tongue  Tip ' + cb.settings.cost_per_fortune + ' ' + langTokens + ' to activate fortune bot 9000.', '', '#0f0808', '#d06885', '');
    cb.setTimeout(advertise, cb.settings.advertisement_wait_time * 60000);
}

function init() {
    cb.chatNotice('Fortune Teller by zingknaat', '', '', '', 'bold');
    advertise();
}

init();